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Here, he will shit on your grave: 'Uhh, that's better! Friends don't let friends give friends chain letters. A chain letter is one of the most annoying text walls ever. Most of these start out with a short story, Translated from illiteracy In or some shit like that a girl named Insert WTF?! Then do a repost or die.
If you don't send this to variable people in time period , she will kill you with whatever. If you do, you will be awarded.
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These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit. In , a gurl namd Haraballius wus wlking on a lke when a man named Tradadallah W. Fuck raped her to death. If you dont sent dis chain letter 2 38 ppl by the end of , u will b killd by Haraballius. A piece of superstitious text that is more like bullshit than bullshit itself.
People who believe in Chain Letters are either very religious or very superstitious. Seriously, these FuckHeads have no fricken lives! Chain Letter - "Send this letter around to 50 people and you will be kissed by the love of your life tomorrow! If you don't a man will appear by your bed tonight and slit your throat" What a load of Crap! Something created to scare people by telling them something bad will happen if they don't send it to the desired amount of people.
It is sent on by stupid vunerable people. Once in a while I want to thank all the people in the US who have taken the time and trouble to send me their email chain letters all year round.
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Actually I want to thank them for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of their concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. In fact, I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
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I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be surprised by Anthrax powder. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.
I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat prepackaged foods because the estrogens they contain will turn me gay. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
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I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. Jessie becomes suspicious as more people start to die. While taking a bath, Rachael becomes suspicious of a possible intruder inside the house.
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She investigates and is attacked by the killer who whips her with the chain several times as she runs through the house to escape. Re-entering the bathroom, she locks the door and looks for a weapon, pacing back and forth with a cistern lid, waiting for him to attack. She walks up to the door and places her face next to it, listening. Suddenly realizing the killer is on the other side doing exactly the same thing, she rapidly backs away.
Seconds later, the killer breaks through a side wall into the room, hitting her on the top of her head with the lid, splitting it open. Outside the house, Jessie is greeted by Detective Jim Crenshaw Keith David , who tells her to forward the chain letter on to him. Jessie figures out they are being spied on using a virus embedded in the chain letter so she meets with Neil and Michael Michael J. Pagan , telling them to get new e-mail addresses and phone numbers, as she believes this will stop the killings.
Later on, as more people send Neil the message, he panics and decides to delete all of them in order to confront the killer. The killer, however, is on the roof of Neil's room, and sends a chain smashing through his ceiling. Neil dies when he is dragged up to the roof of his house by chains with various sickles and a hook.
The next day, it is revealed that the teen girl chained to the cars in the beginning of the film is Jessie, who is killed because she sent the chain letter to Detective Crenshaw without sending it to four other people. Michael tries to save her but is too late; when her father pulls out of the driveway, Jessie is ripped apart.
Chain Letter received mostly negative reviews from critics. Mike Hale from The New York Times panned the film stating, " Chain Letter is bad in depressing and irritating ways, from the incoherent story to the unimaginative brutality of the killings to the especially cynical, sequel-baiting ending". From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Chain Letter Theatrical release poster. Deon Taylor Michael J. Pagan Michael Bailey Smith. Box Office Mojo. Retrieved July 2, May 3, Retrieved February 5, Rotten Tomatoes. Retrieved 2 May New York Times. Mike Hale.