I also had a LOT of you climbing onto your roofs just to sing my accolades. That to me is a good day of blogging. She carried her little joke books around and loved to make people laugh. Her favorite joke was the one in the image above. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into it. I never have awesome jokes. I like to make humor on the fly.
A genie and an idiot
Last night she told us that joke about Beethoven. And she told us three or four other priceless jokes over the course of the evening. And like Carissa.
So, I asked you all on my Facebook page for your Best. Short jokes. And you delivered. In fact, you delivered a few posts worth of them. So thank you. I will now be a funny old man someday.
Or politically incorrect. Or just plain wrong.
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Single Dad Laughing by Dan Pearce. I Admittedly Gave Up the Fight. Just Another Instagram by Dan. You put a little boogie in it. Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Because it has a silent pee. What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Horse walks into a bar. What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? Knock knock. I wish my friends were back here. MORE: Newborn baby is abandoned in a church nativity scene. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.
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I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. A guy shows up late for work. What happened at 8. Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Then one day he gets a call. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch.
Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day. A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks.
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Guy says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. Everyone back on your heads! MORE: Tiny dog survived having his neck broken and being set on fire by drugged-up teenagers.
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